GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that winger went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book